i'm a little black raincloud bitch watch me climb

May 28

godsavethedragqueen replied to your post: spiderinthebathroomSPIDERINTHEBATHROOMALLABOARDTHEN…
NO NO NO I JUST KILLED ONE IN MINE TOO. And now it hangs, beheaded, in my bedroom. Strung up to the wall with dental floss. This is a disturbing trend. It would appear that we are now at war.

I WENT TO GET A SHOE

AND I CAME BACK

aND IT WAS GONE

spiderinthebathroomSPIDERINTHEBATHROOMALLABOARDTHENOPETRAIN

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May 27

ignoratio-elenchi:

kisswwithafist:

alicevalium:

paula-yall:

It has been suggested. It has been done.

Time And Relative Dimensions in Butter

OHMYFUCK

I… w… what?

HAHAHA SHIT

ignoratio-elenchi:

kisswwithafist:

alicevalium:

paula-yall:

It has been suggested. It has been done.

Time And Relative Dimensions in Butter

OHMYFUCK

I… w… what?

HAHAHA SHIT

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

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gingerhaze:

Mission: ADORABLE

Have you seen Ghost Protocol? You should see it if you like spy bros, Jeremy Renner, and Jeremy Renner’s butt.

gingerhaze:

Mission: ADORABLE

Have you seen Ghost Protocol? You should see it if you like spy bros, Jeremy Renner, and Jeremy Renner’s butt.

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clingtenaciouslytomybuttocks replied to your photo: AT THE BEST BUYS got a new phone and stuff aw yes
Buy me Beats I need them.

nigga if I could afford beats I’d be gettin you some

AT THE BEST BUYS
got a new phone and stuff aw yes

AT THE BEST BUYS

got a new phone and stuff aw yes

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REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

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