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flagrantdrought replied to your post: flagrantdrought replied to your post:… Then you will not eat limes when it will hurt you?… but they’re so yummy :c
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years-subscription-of-bad-puns: there’s a gun in my trousers: years-subscription-of-bad-puns: OMG. YES. du et. xDomg so I learned… years-subscription-of-bad-puns: OMG. YES. du et. xD omg so I learned that if you turn a shark upside down it goes into this catatonic state. :O I don’t remember reading about that in any of my shark books @.@ of course, I was in elementary school...
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flagrantdrought replied to your post: flagrantdrought replied to your post: >have a… But… if your lip is wounded….. maybe you need sleep… I fail to see the correlation between sleep and lip chappedness
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years-subscription-of-bad-puns: OMG. YES. du et. xD omg so I learned that if you turn a shark upside down it goes into this catatonic state. :O I don’t remember reading about that in any of my shark books @.@ of course, I was in elementary school when I did so YEAH. :D YOU SHOULD DRAW DAT HIPSTER BULLSHARK. yeah, it’s because their neurological system is electrical-based and...
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omg hold up
MUSEUM FIELD TRIP TOMORROW
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panimi asked: pizza or taco
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there's a gun in my trousers: omg it's so weird... →
years-subscription-of-bad-puns: years-subscription-of-bad-puns: starkinglyhandsome: years-subscription-of-bad-puns: it’s kind of exciting in a way dkfmdsomfkfsm also, do I seem calmer? I think so..it’s weird :/ anyways, I love flapjack and lady gaga..in case you didn’t notice. :D HI. c: oh man if you… omg it ate words :U lol anyways, yeah, the radio just helps me sleep xD idk. ...
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"Do you find ____ or ____ more attractive?"
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flagrantdrought replied to your post: >have a lower lip that is so chapped it’s… But why would you ….. I like citrus fruits limes are my fave
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omg it's so weird hearing Nirvana on the radio
years-subscription-of-bad-puns: starkinglyhandsome: years-subscription-of-bad-puns: it’s kind of exciting in a way dkfmdsomfkfsm also, do I seem calmer? I think so..it’s weird :/ anyways, I love flapjack and lady gaga..in case you didn’t notice. :D HI. c: oh man if you had our local alt rock station you’d hear them all the time bro also your pearl jams and such I think you can listen...
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mtv: our programming has nothing to do with music. i hope u like watching pregnant teens crying and drunk ppl peeing in public!!
vh1: all rejected bravo shows go here. we also like nostalgia shows and countdowns.
nickelodeon: we lowered our humor to the lowest common demonanator and added a laugh track to remind you what's funny. are we disney yet?!?
abc family: shows with biblical values. our only good programming is during halloween or christmas or harry potter.
usa: legit good shows and programming
tnt: the law and order channel. the only movies we play are 300 and the mummy.
amc: the green mile and forrest gump channel.
lifetime: we are the white ppl problems channel
ae: shows about criminals and ppl trying to sell their junk to antique shops. everything has a dramatic soundtrack
E!: the kardashian khannel
discovery: you only love us for the sharks
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omg it's so weird hearing Nirvana on the radio
years-subscription-of-bad-puns: it’s kind of exciting in a way dkfmdsomfkfsm also, do I seem calmer? I think so..it’s weird :/ anyways, I love flapjack and lady gaga..in case you didn’t notice. :D HI. c: oh man if you had our local alt rock station you’d hear them all the time bro also your pearl jams and such I think you can listen on their site maybe??
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>have a lower lip that is so chapped it’s basically split >try to eat limes >
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blackangel2010 replied to your post: TOP SIX YOUTUBE CHANNELS! TOBUSCUS! BLESS YO FACE
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Half Life 3 Canceled
flagrantdrought: starkinglyhandsome: flagrantdrought: octopole: kittenball: 2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be. May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest in...
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towesternskies replied to your post: Sometimes I just say my real name (not my birth name, but you get me) aloud and just sit there being satisfied about how RIGHT it feels. Things that make me happy: Cam. rubs face on you lovingly
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Half Life 3 Canceled
flagrantdrought: octopole: kittenball: 2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be. May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest in peace. rip Oh god… wait what
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Cameron David Stark I am a badass motherfucker and nothing can get me down
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how wh I don’t understand
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0vary-expl0si0n: how do you socialize when you hate everyone
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fwiffo: when the hell am i going to need to analyze poetry and state how the fucking order of the words/one specific word/rhythm/rhyme/repetition contributes to an overarching theme over other poems the poet wrote. never that’s when. are you sure you’re not in my class
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continueplease asked: I bet you have a starkingly handsome penis that can topple trees in California. But ONLY in California. It gets its power from the Pacific Ocean.
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buildings I would have sex with:
vengerturtle: Tony’s Malibu house now apparently Stark Tower
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highway131: this goes live tomorrow! I’d do most of the stuff listed here, ESPECIALLY downloading Ghostery. it’s really useful and I had no idea how much shit was tracking me until I saw the little pop-up box. good
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panimi asked: TOP SIX GUILTY PLEASURE SONGS (guess who is having fun. this girl)
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flagrantdrought replied to your post: Top 6 penises you’ve imagined in your mind palace. o__0 That awkward moment when you are sure you read something wrong as penis and then you read it a few more times and realize you actually did read penis and it’s not just your brain being in the gutter. ikr I had to reread it like 3 times
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baddragonborn replied to your post: TOP SIX HANDSOME MEN You forgot Jeff also Jeff Jeff is handsome as fuck
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Anonymous asked: 6 favorite songs
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continueplease asked: Top 6 penises you've imagined in your mind palace.
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