NO NO NO I JUST KILLED ONE IN MINE TOO. And now it hangs, beheaded, in my bedroom. Strung up to the wall with dental floss. This is a disturbing trend. It would appear that we are now at war.
I WENT TO GET A SHOE
AND I CAME BACK
aND IT WAS GONE

It has been suggested. It has been done.
Time And Relative Dimensions in Butter
OHMYFUCK
I… w… what?
HAHAHA SHIT
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i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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Mission: ADORABLE
Have you seen Ghost Protocol? You should see it if you like spy bros, Jeremy Renner, and Jeremy Renner’s butt.
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Buy me Beats I need them.
nigga if I could afford beats I’d be gettin you some
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
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